My Wife, My Staff, My Mom And My Side Chick All Think This Is...
And Maybe They're Right...As You Will Observe After Reading This Short Letter.
I'm Giving Away ALL My Products.
Why am I doing this sef?
Is It Mid-Life Crisis???
Is this that thing they say happens to men in their 40s?
I don't know. All I know is I am so restless in my spirit that I feel I will have no peace until I do something positively stupid.
(Maybe someone has been fasting and praying for an opportunity like this. Maybe...)
But, its not mid-life anything.
It's also not the swearing or curses from my enemies...
It's not the cheap lite beer I drink once in a while...
You see, something happened recently.
I moved into a new house with my family of 2 awesome humans...Just 14 months after moving to America.
A very big house...with a lake at the back.
The master bedroom alone is like our last 2BR apartment in Lagos, Nigeria. The kitchen nko? See for yourself...
Do You See That Look On My Face????
Scroll back and look again.
Thats my honest-to-God face right now even as I type this short letter.
I feel terrified...
Call me a bush man, but I am not used to being this comfortable. In fact, I have not been this comfortable in my entire LIFE -even though my parents were not poor.
Like I was telling someone recently, I slept on a freakin blanket for 18 months in Lagos, Nigeria.
Ha! Iya ma jemi ooo! :-D
Yes. I was sleeping on the floor when I made my first N12 million naira. Not because I couldn't get a Lekki or Omole place, but because I didn't want the kind of comfort that would make me want to be "managing Nigeria" like those my Lekki Champion aburos.
I locked myself in discomfort because I REFUSED to enjoy a bed until I left Nigeria.
Eventually, I did. 4th April, 2019, I left for good.
My first 3 months in Chicago, I slept on a couch for 3 months where we were squatting with friends before we moved to our own place.
Now, we are here...14 MONTHS...comfortable as Regina Daniel's baby -and thats the problem.
I'm Not Used To This Shit!
My best days ever were the days I pushed myself in the midst of achy joints, bed bugs (ask Nafisat), and Lagos mosquitoes.
Those were the nights I pushed myself to stay awake and work my way out of poverty...
The night I would be typing on the balcony with tears stinging my eyes because I wanted to sleep badly -BUT mosquitoes, Lagos HEAT and bed bugs won't let me sleep.
The night my ambition kept me awake...
The nights of 18 hour work days...
I miss the passion fury of those days.
And now, suddenly I am here -in comfort.
Wait! WAIT! let me explain something.
The comfort is good...I thank God for it...but it feels like arrival. And I hate arrival.
Arrival Is Like Cancer...
It slowly eats at your DRIVE and PASSION, until one day, you wake up in a living nightmare.
The day you arrive, you start to die.
I'm feeling too comfortable for comfort.
I have multiple online businesses...both Naija and Yankee. And on top of it...
We just launched a real estate business in the US, helping smart people cash in on the COVID-induced recession.
Now I'm relaxed.
I'm beginning to procrastinate. In just 4 days...I've not sent any mail for 2 days.
Fark! I'm Getting Lazy!
I crave the days of white-hot, sleepless passion...the days of hard work, and staying up late. I want more, but...
Vision is NOT enough.
I need a lion to chase me like the old days of passion. And I want to invite my own customized lion...by removing the comforts that are now tempting to keep stagnant.
I NEED A FIGHT!
And I know that the only way to achieve this is massive discomfort.
I want to feel the adrenaline rush of starting from scratch again...
I want to feel the uncertainty, and the joy of pressing past frustration like dew on a cold morning.
So I've Decided To Crash My Own Market By Myself.
Of course, none of this makes sense -even to me. I just know I have this urge to do something selectively stupid to re-jig my inner-hunter.
Which is why I am giving away everthing I have ever created.
By doing this, I am slashing down my (naija) income by 80-freakin-percent.
Waju Abraham's Collection Of Expensive Offers And Some Illegal Bonuses
Who is The Marketing Inheritance Package For?
- You have an expertise, a product, or a service that you would like to sell online.
- You want a simple and proven system for selling. You want more leads, traffic, and more qualified, buying customers.
- You love your business and are ready to take it to the next level.
- You want to use email as a marketing tool but need a system that's low-tech so you can set it up, keep it up, and do it yourself.
- You have a limited amount of money, time and need a template that will work for you while you're out working your business or regular job.
- You have tried selling online before but are having a hard time making it work and converting traffic and buyers.
- You're frustrated trying to figure it all out on your own and you need someone to take you by the hand and show you the way to success.
- You are not a strong writer and need a pre-written template and sales messages that are organized and all in one place.
- The Marketing Inheritance Package is for YOU if you want a shortcut when it comes to your marketing and promotional efforts with email and even direct mail.
- It's for copywriters and info product publishers who want insight into Waju's World Of of proven promotions they can modify and use without having to re-perboil the rice.
- If you have always wanted to know how I make a living selling information products ranging in price from N20,000 to N4,000,000 (for consulting) using email marketing and a proven selling template, now is your chance to hack my methods.
Frankly speaking...if you have these products and you're still struggling with rent, accomodation, or bride price in 6 months...
Then NOBODY can help you. FACT!
In fact, just message me, and I will send you "christmas giveaway" because there's no other way you can survive if these goodies don't add an extra zero to your bank balance.
See This Product I Circled Below?
And The Next One Below?
I bought and tested all these products before selling on Shopify. They are very good quality, and because I had tested em, I was able to script the sales page in a very enticing way.
Now, I'm giving you 25 of those products. I doubt any Nigerian is selling them presently. Walahi.
And you know the best part?
These products make sales without ads, because the SEO alone is MADDDDDDT!
ONly one of them is enough to send your kids to school -if you have kids. Or pay your bride price (or landlord) IF you don't have kids.
Bottom line, it is a truly Maddin DFY Ecom must-grab.
And thats just 1 of the products I am dashing you for FREE!
There's Even More -FREE!!!
I can't ethically sell these things, but I know they can help you make an extra $1000 per month -if you're lazy and lack motivation in life.
I can however, ethically give em away as a BONUS to this offer.
Each of These Giveaways Can Add A Zero To Your Present Annual Income!
I know what you're thinking...
"There's got to be a catch. Waju has something up his EVIL sleeves"
Well, you're smart. There IS a catch.
You see, for the first time ever, I decided to do something I've never done before -because a lot of fake folks were doing it.
It was laughable watching them do it, and in some ways, I found their way of doing it a wee bit disgusting.
I decided to teach copywriting -my way. The way I do it that ALWAYS makes me mad sales.
YES! I Finally Decided To Join The Shiny-Suit Gooroos And Teach Copywriting.
E get why...
I did it because everybody hates me -yet I still get more sales than the nice guys on Facebook.
Those "neat" ones who couldn’t say “shit” -even if it was in their mouths.
As the most-attacked, most-hated, yet most plagiarized of Nigerian copywriters breathing on God’s green earth...
Yet still able to get results like this?
I want to demonstrate that it is not luck.
ANY man, understanding these principles, and obeying these rules, can not just do what I do, they can probably do better...FASTER.
There is a method to the money-madness that I generate with each sales page I craft.
For example, I’m going to ask you for N150,000 at the end of this sales letter.
And Honestly...You Will Need To Have The Arrogance Of Lucifer To Yimu At This Offer.
First of all, I know for a fact that a lot of the virtue-signaling, ass-kissing, customer-pampering crowd inwardly hate themselves for the way they have to trade their self worth to get sales.
And at night, their ego is howling in pain for every sale they kissed ass to get during the day -even if the money was good.
Because no true solution provider should have to beg or kiss-ass to be listened to or believed.
Yet, somehow they’ve found themselves trapped in this funky cycle of chasing their tails around and wondering who is the king between problem solvers and problem owners.
Don't Kid Yourself That This Will Work For Just Anybody -Because It Won't!
- If you’re the type of marketer who prefers to flatter, pamper and pander to the every whims and tantrum of your market...then this will not work for you. You won't even have the balls to practice it anyway.
- And if you have any moral or religious bias against using science to ethically sell your shit, then this is not for you...
- If you’re the type who still hears your mommy’s voice screaming in your head before you make decisions (no matter your age)...
- If you’re sensitive to lethal truth...this is not for you.
GERRARAHIA NOW.No hard feelings. I just don't want you wasting your money.
There’s a reason my methods are not popular -even though they work. It’s because people like me are outnumbered 10 to 1 by lil kids in grown men's bodies..
CODE NAME: Snow Flake
-And They Are Many. They believe in guilt-tripping customers.
Not just customers...they believe in using guilt and pity to hawk their ideas and ideologies.
Now pay attention...
- If you lure customers with needless friendships when the customer should be worshiping at your throne as the solver of their problems.
- If you cannot stand up straight and sell like a man...
- If you’ve ever felt like ass-kissing to get sales is unnecessary and demeaning to you...
- (Doesn’t matter if you’ve done it before -or still do...)
- If you secretly hate yourself each time you do this, draw near and pay attention...
Behold, I Show You A NEW Way!!
A way that doesn't just get you sales, but also lets you sell with dignity and self-respect.
A way that ends those nights of curling up like a foetus and feeling small because you sold yourself too weakly during the day.
A way to write copy that makes even the coldest feminist heart warm up and grab her wallet.
The Step-by-Step, 30-Module Video Course That Teaches You How To Write Sales Copy That Sets Hearts On Fire...
I initially wanted to publish this as a book "Offerology", but printers and editors won't let me be great...cutting out key paragraphs and trying to change so-called "grammatical errors" that end up making my work lose its power.
So I decided to create 30 unedited and RAW video modules taking you by the hand and walking you through the exact same process I follow to get my results.
Know what makes me so freakin great at copywriting?
Because I didn't get into this for money in the first place.
I was forced to learn copywriting because I was born with a (still faintly visible) speech-defect.
A speech defect that made me feel...and suffer...like an orphan -even though I had older siblings in boarding school.
A speech defect that kept me from having a single gf till I was 27. :-D (Even the one I had ended up dumping my miserable ass within 2 years of marriage).
Life FORCED Me To Master A Better Way To Communicate.If I couldn't speak audibly, then I better master THE ONLY WAY LEFT for a poor austistic boy.
And here we are today...
So, when I teach these things, understand that I teach them from the lowest point possible.
I am teaching from the corner of the shit-latrine where I stood hiding barefooted in boarding school 1992 -because I couldn't speak for myself, and nobody would speak for me.
In a way, you're bare-footed in that shit-latrine right now as you read this.
You hate your money situation, but you can't get out of it.
Your soul cringes at the reality of daily sales/life, YET...
You can't sell your way out of it.
You're the little boy...
You Are Me!
And I have come to save you, because I made it out.
Even the dumbest human being with no skill besides the ability to follow instructions can write burning man copy using this system.
I'm going to teach you as if you were the 13 year old stammerer writing a once-in-a-lifetime proposal to Bill Gates...
And you had to do it without flexing a single pity muscle.
This is me attempting to save the serious people right now.
The world needs this answer -URGENTLY...
Everywhere you turn, you find grown ass men begging, when they could be commanding. And in the end, they find themselves secretly hating the very people they begged -even if that person helped them in the past.
This is my effort to restore dignity to human influence and communication.
My solid plan to help you live again as a king, because at the end of this course, no longer will you never beg or use pity again, you will also have a flood of money finding its way into your pockets.
Here's What I Teach Inside The Burning Man Copy System...
- The 5-Second Hypnosis Hack. Without this, you can't even sell a pin. I'll show you how my sales pages bring in $100,000 a month, and it starts with this 5-second hack.
- Bullet-o-logy: This is will be a book in future and sell for $97 on Amazon. Bullets are the LUNGS of sales copy. Without it, you can as well be singing "Aluwala" inside church.
- How to make your next sales copy 10X more profitable than the very last one you wrote.
- Segues in the City: Most sales copy I've seen looks like a pile of huge rocks...no single
cementtransition, and thats why it falls apart like Hausa Pounded Yam. I'll show you how to cement the blocks of your copy into a great, meaningful edifice.
- Copy Consulting in Nigeria: This is a $1000 course in future, but I'm throwing it inside the Burning Man Copy System. I'm perhaps the highest-paid copywriter in Nigeria. I'll show you how I do it.
- Most copywriters wait till the end to ask them to buy. I'll show you how to get your prospects speed-scrolling for the buy button -before you ask for money.
- FINALLY! A Cure For Menstrual Pain. The hardest part of copywriting may be the headline, BUT the scariest part is THE CLOSE. Real copywriters admit closing is harder than menstrual pain. I've found a way around it, and I'm going to show you.
- Devil Beans. It doesn't shout or chase after people. but if you have contact...just one contact with it, your life will be changed for ever. This is what my copy does to people -and I'll show you how.
By the way, I've never met this man in my life.
All he did was read my sales letter...ONCE. And I'll show you how to achieve it with...
The Burning Man Copy System
Inside Burning Man Copy System, You'll Also Discover...
- Cash Extractor Quadrant. The 4 groups of people your sales copy must ALWAYS address to achieve maximum profits. 99.9% of copywriters only address ONE of these 4 groups, leaving 75% cash on the table.
- Crucifying Questions De-Alienator. The average newru starts their sales copy with questions, but almost always ask the wrong questions. Questions that instantly alienate prospects with money. I'll show you how to ask questions that nail em to the cross of your copy, and makes them get prepared them to PAY.
- Objection-Crippling Field Guide: You thought you had the sale, but something made them stop. I'll show you the 3 key objections, and how to smoothly handle them in any form that they come -before they become an issue.
- The Free-Fall Strategy: Objections are like STRONGHOLDS in the minds of potential buyers. Very hard to break. Apply this one trick, and you will move the earth beneath their feet until their falling through space, and right into your buy order form.
- My $100,000 Sales Page Walk Through. Beyond the theory of impostor copywriters, I'll take you through an actual sales page (MINE) that made $100,000 in 30 days. It took me 24 hours to write it. See my method in real life.
- Hunku Waju's Story Reactor: I've been asked a million times "Hunku Waju, how do you come up with such powerful stories?". My reply has always been "Well, if I teach you, I'll have to KILL you after". Now, my kindness membrane is malfunctioning, and I'm about to show you how I do it like NOBODY else can. (This module alone is worth charging N150,000 to teach).
- The Jon Snow Copywriter's Manifesto: Dear sensitive and sentimental Jon from Game of Thrones asked a very powerful question somewhere in the series. Turns out this must be the ultimate question every marketer must answer before writing a line of copy. if you don't ask this question, you started on a bad footing.
- How to become a damn good writer -almost overnight. Yes, I've been writing since I was a kid (because I couldn't speak), but the principle for this is really simple, and oft despised. I'll point it out for you and soon, you will be able to write like me.
There's so much more....
Think About It...
Who would you rather learn from?
The gooroo who teaches you to get sales by being a doormat attracting stupid and ungrateful customers who suck the joy out of your profits?
Or the one who teaches you how to wield your big stick of power and influence???
And who would you rather BE?
The marketer that every customer walks over in order to pay peanuts for your sweat and blood?
Or the guy that everyone loves to hate, but keeps winning anyway?
That's Why I Decided To Bribe You Into Success With Over $25,000 Worth Of REAL LIFE Value Today...To Just Make The Smart Choice!
When you grab my Burning Man Copy System, you also get all the crazy bonuses listed earlier...
This Bundle Is Worth 10 MBA's That You Will Still Be Looking For A Job.
I know you're itching to know what it'll cost, and we'll get there in a minute.
If this could literally end all your money worries in mere MONTHS, what would it be worth to you?
I know people who have got Masters Degrees, and are still looking for work.
Now they want to go for Phd. Its the perfect cover for being broke.
They're willing to invest borrowed millions into their next degree, which would still leave them highly valued, but watching life from the bench.
Meanwhile, their less-educated age mates and aburos are pulling mad results because they had the faith and self-respect to invest in the SUREST way to wealth -SELLING STUFF.
When I think about this, I get so angry that I want to charge $1000/N365,000 for this offer -and I'm sure you agree it would still be worth it.
But like I said, even though I'm in this to make money, I still want to make it affordable enough for serious people, and...
Out of reach for excuse givers.
So here's what I've decided.
The Burning Man Copy System with all its mouthwatering bonuses will go for just N150,000 flat.
But If You're One Of The First 10 People To Order, I Will Ship You Your Package For...
N999,999 N500,000 N365,000 N299,000
Seriously, I still feel stupid for going this low, but wharrheck.
After the first 7 days, I will begin to raise the price by N5,000 DAILY, until I get to N150,000.
Then I shall start to raise it by N10,000 DAILY until it gets to N365,000 which is the only fair price for all the value you're getting.
Great! Click the link below NOW, as the timer has started counting.
Oh! Whats that sound?
It's your heartbeat, padawan. And it beats because it knows I'm telling the truth.
So sell a kidney, or what have you and grab this before the price goes up. You know its worth it.
This letter is getting too damn long. It's time to go.
Time to leave you to your choice.
(But I got ONE last question)
When Last Did You Treat YOURSELF With Respect?
When last did you take a risk on yourself.
When last did your action speak to God, or heaven or what have you...when last did your action signify your determination to change your situation?
When last did you bite the bullet and say to yourself...
"It's a risk, yes. But I am worth it."
See, I am not going to force you to buy. Pffft. Never. I'm not even going to guarantee you any results because ONLY a brain-dead sapiens will not make money with this offer.
I'm just going to remind you that the next step you take will be a reflection of how you view your dreams.
In the end, it's your life, your results and your progress.
Crawl to the top, or shoot to the top.
Get there young, or get there old when you can't taste sugar again.
Learn from the best -or figure it out on your own...or learn from people who's only persuasion tools is their shiny suits and Macbooks.¯_(ツ)_/¯
What?! You're still here???
Okay. I have a riddle for you...
There were 3 frogs sitting on a log, and 1 frog decided to jump off the log. How many frogs are left on the log?
Almost everybody says, “Well, that’s easy; 3-1=2.”
But I said it’s a riddle. The answer is 3.
Just because the frog decided doesn’t mean it did it. There’s a big difference between decision and action.
While you're waiting to take action, the price is going to go up to N150,000...and then to N365,000 because thats what it's really worth.
The N99,999 offer will NEVER exceed 17th July, 2020.
Everything will be shipped intact to your doorstep.
But ONLY if you ACT NOW.
To your success.
aka Hunku Waju, The Uncle You Never Had